Bring the Banter to Your Bumper 🚗
Add a splash of cheeky personality to your daily drive with our new Funny Printed Slap Stickers, exclusively available at BlumDecals.com. Designed and printed right here in the UK on durable waterproof vinyl, these high-impact stickers are built for British roads and attitudes (blumdecals.com).
Standout Designs You’ll Want to Slap On
Check out some of our best-selling slap stickers, all linked to their product pages:
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Don’t Be A C*ntasaurus – A bold blue dino with attitude, guaranteed to raise a smirk (blumdecals.com).
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Can We Fix It? No, It’s F*cked – A classic Bob-esque burn for those bangers (blumdecals.com).
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If You Squint, It’s Mint – Hilariously optimistic with bright yellow flair (blumdecals.com).
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F*cking Send It – Gandhi – A meme mash-up featuring Gandhi for the ultimate cheeky ride (blumdecals.com).
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Notquik – Slow and steady? This parody bunny is for you (blumdecals.com).
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Jesus Loves You But I Think You’re a C*nt – Bold, blasphemous, and brilliant for bold drivers (blumdecals.com).
There are over 60 more riotous designs available—head to the Printed Slap Stickers collection to explore them all (blumdecals.com).
Why Ultra-UK Drivers Love These Stickers
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Perfectly British: Locally produced with that sharp UK humour and sarcasm .
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Rugged Durability: Waterproof, weatherproof, and gloss-laminated—built for all seasons (blumdecals.com).
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Easy to Slap and Remove: Peel, stick, and you're good to go—no mess. Removing? Just heat, peel, no residue.
They Make Awesome Gifts (Or Just Treat Yourself 😉)
These slap stickers are ace for:
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Banter-loving mates
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Car‑scene events and meet‑ups
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Mechanics who need a laugh
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Anyone who loves an unfiltered sticker statement
Slap It On Today!
Upgrade your ride (or toolbox, laptop, campervan—even Dave’s van while he’s not looking). We offer free UK delivery on orders over £20, and each sticker is just £3.49–£3.99—bold, cheap laughs by post.
👉 Grab your favourites now at BlumDecals.com/printed-slap-stickers
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