New Funny Car Stickers Just Dropped – Rude, Loud & Built for Banter

New Funny Car Stickers Just Dropped – Rude, Loud & Built for Banter

🔥 New Funny Car Stickers Just Dropped – Swearier, Stupider & Stuck to Anything

If your dashboard looks like a Christmas tree, your bumper’s hanging on with cable ties, and your humour’s filthier than your oil pan — you’re going to love our latest drop of rude, funny car stickers.

We’ve just launched a fresh set of vinyl car decals that bring the perfect mix of banter, boldness and bad decisions. Whether you’re into beaters, bangers, modified builds or just want to take the piss out of your own car (or your mate’s), we’ve got a design that’ll fit like an overdue MOT.


🚗 New Stickers for 2024: Built for Laughter, Designed for Lads (and Legends)

All our new vinyl stickers are:

  • Waterproof & weatherproof – ideal for daily drivers, drift missiles or track cars
  • Gloss laminated for durability – no fading, no flaking, no messing about
  • Easy to apply & built to last – because you’ve got better things to do than faff with peeling corners!

🆕 Featured Sticker Designs:

💩 Shitbox – Hot Wheels Style Vinyl Sticker

Pay homage to your rusty daily driver with a badge it deserves. Multiple versions available – all unapologetically crap.

🚫 F*ck Cyclists Vinyl Sticker

Loud, rude, and guaranteed to cause a row at the lights. Not for the faint-hearted. Definitely not for Sunday riders.

⚠️ I’ve Got It All – Dashboard Warning Lights Vinyl Sticker

All your warning lights lit up? Good. Now celebrate the chaos with a sticker that’s too real.

🛞 Dirty Diesel Vinyl Sticker

More torque than tact? This one’s for you. Soot it up, slap it on and smoke the planet in style.

💸 Financial Mistake Vinyl Sticker

Every mod, every part, every beer at the meet. This sticker sums up your car spending in two glorious words.

🎯 MILF Hunter Vinyl Sticker

Garage door, van window, toolbox lid – if you’ve got a sense of humour and no shame, this one’s calling.

👨🦽 Middle Finger Disabled Sign Vinyl Sticker

Middle finger up and wheels spinning – a rebellious twist on the classic disabled sign for those who’ve heard “you don’t look disabled” one too many times.

🎨 Now That’s What I Call ADHD Vinyl Sticker

For the neurodivergent legends living life on shuffle. Nostalgic, chaotic, colourful and proud.

🧘 F*cking Send It – Gandhi Vinyl Sticker

Because inner peace and full throttle aren’t mutually exclusive. Slap it on your dash and send it with spiritual confidence.

🎣 Caught F*ck All Fishing Club Vinyl Sticker

For the anglers who catch nothing but banter. Perfect for vans, coolers, or the boat you never use.

🦛 Don’t Be a Twatopotamus Vinyl Sticker

Blunt, bold, and weirdly wise. For those moments when a gentle reminder just won’t do.

🛠️ Where to Stick 'Em

These new vinyl stickers are ideal for:

  • Rear windscreens
  • Fuel caps
  • Dashboards
  • Sun visors
  • Toolboxes and garage walls
  • Biker helmets or van panels
  • Or your mate’s car while they’re not looking

🛒 Shop the Full Collection

Ready to upgrade your car’s attitude?
Browse the full range of funny vinyl car stickers now – but be quick. These designs are limited run and once they’re gone, they’re gone.

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