Real Stickers. Real Customers. Real Chaos | Blum Decals

Here at Blum Decals, we don't need to tell you how funny our stickers are — we’ll let our customers do that for us. From mobility scooters to track-ready kit cars, your photos and reviews prove just how far our Funny Slap Stickers are travelling (and offending).

Here’s a proper look at some of our best-selling decals in the wild, stuck proudly by the legends who bought them.

🔥 1. “F*cking Send It” on a Van — Joss James, Bassetlaw, ENG

Funny Gandhi "Fcking Send It" vinyl sticker on the back of a white Ford van with other racing decals, submitted by Joss James from Bassetlaw, England.*

“Definitely recommended! Just f*cking hilarious int it!”
— Joss James

Joss slapped this chaotic Gandhi sticker on the back of his van and honestly, it just works. If spiritual aggression had a postcode, it’d be Bassetlaw.

🛵 2. “F*cking Send It” on a Mobility Scooter — Alan Thomson, Birmingham, ENG

“Fcking Send It” Gandhi sticker placed on the footwell panel of a black mobility scooter, sent in by Alan Thomson from Birmingham, UK.

“Love it. Marvellous! It’s funny and looks great on my mobility scooter.”
— Alan Thomson

Alan proves once and for all that horsepower is optional — attitude isn’t. This one might be the hardest send we’ve seen yet.

✝️ 3. “Jesus Loves You (But I Think You’re a C*nt)” on a Fiat — Dean Morris, Olton, ENG

Controversial Jesus-themed vinyl sticker on the rear window of a black Fiat car, submitted by Dean Morris from Olton, England.

“Excellent! Just makes me laugh every time I look at it!! And hopefully other people do too or get offended which is better 😂”
— Dean Morris

Dean’s not here to play nice. Whether you laugh, wince, or send a prayer — this sticker hits like holy water and sarcasm all in one.

💸 4. “Financial Mistake” on a Kit Car — Richard Barry, Ashford, ENG

“Financial Mistake” parody sticker styled like a credit card logo, placed on the rear wheel arch of a custom-built kit car, from Richard Barry in Ashford, UK.

“Excellent! It’s a great addition to my car & sums up what owning a Kitcar is 👍”
— Richard Barry

Spending thousands on a fibreglass death trap? Definitely a Financial Mistake. But this sticker? Absolute value for money.

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We love seeing your builds, beaters, scooters, and daily drivers covered in Blum Decals’ finest. If you've slapped a sticker in a bold place, send us a pic or tag us on socials — we just might feature you in our next post.

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Or browse the full Funny Slap Stickers Collection — perfect for cars, vans, laptops, mobility scooters, and whatever else you can legally drive or stick a decal on.

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