Let’s be honest — there’s no excuse for a dull bumper. Whether you’re driving a battered old Corsa or a freshly tuned beast, our Funny Slap Stickers collection is made to bring personality, sarcasm, and a bit of chaos to your ride.
At Blum Decals, we don’t just make stickers — we make statements. From twisted humour to parody logos, here are the top four best-selling funny stickers from our Printed Slap Stickers collection that customers in the UK and beyond can’t stop slapping on.
🔥 “F*cking Send It” Gandhi Vinyl Sticker
Yes, that’s Gandhi. Yes, he’s telling you to send it. One of our most viral designs, this sticker blends unexpected wisdom with pure adrenaline. It’s cheeky, it’s bold, and it’s exactly the kind of chaos your boot deserves.
Perfect for:
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Motorsport fans
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Spiritual hooligans
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Anyone who lives life full throttle
🐌 “NotQuik” Vinyl Sticker
A parody of a well-known brand (you know the one), this NotQuik sticker is made for anyone whose car isn’t quite as fast as it looks. Or sounds. Or was meant to be.
Stick it if you:
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Drive slow and proud
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Love a laugh at car meets
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Know your build is all show, no go
✝️ “Jesus Loves You (But I Think You’re a C*nt)” Sticker
It’s a lot, we know. But that’s the point. If you’ve got a sharp tongue and a thick skin, this might just be the boldest sticker in your collection. Fair warning: your nan might not approve.
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Edgy humour with a divine twist
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Durable vinyl for UK weather
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Guaranteed to cause a reaction
💸 “Financial Mistake” Vinyl Sticker
From your project car to that spontaneous eBay bid, we’ve all made financial mistakes. Now you can own it — literally — with one of our most relatable stickers ever.
Ideal for:
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Over-budget builds
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Impulse buys
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Self-aware legends
Why Choose Blum Decals?
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🌧️ Weatherproof vinyl — ideal for UK rain and shine
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🎨 Bright, bold designs that don’t fade or peel
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🚗 Made for cars, laptops, bottles, toolboxes & more
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😈 Stickers that speak your mind, even when you shouldn’t
We pride ourselves on making decals that are unapologetically funny, cheeky, and sometimes a bit inappropriate — just how you like them.
Final Thoughts: Funny Stickers That Speak Louder Than Words
Whether you're into funny car stickers, slap stickers, or just want to stand out in the car park, our designs are made to make an impression.
👉 Browse the full Funny Slap Stickers Collection and get ready to make people laugh, gasp — or both.
