0–60 in 3 to 5 Working Days Funny Van Sticker

Top Info:

• 13cm x 6cm
• Gloss Laminated
• Waterproof Vinyl – ideal for toolboxes, car windows, water bottles, or your mate’s van!
• Weatherproof and scratch-resistant – suitable for indoor or outdoor use.

Need for speed? Not here. The "0–60 in 3 to 5 Working Days" van sticker is a cheeky take on the daily driver that’s built more for comfort (or delays) than drag races. Whether you’re always running behind or just appreciate some good old-fashioned British sarcasm, this one’s for you.

Printed on high-quality gloss laminated vinyl, this decal is made to last — waterproof, UV-stable, and ready for the road. Stick it on your van, toolbox, laptop or anything else that shares your laid-back sense of humour.

Perfect for:
• Drivers with more patience than horsepower
• Tradespeople with a sense of humour
• Anyone who appreciates painfully accurate delays
• Vans that don’t quite live up to their sporty decals