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Ass > Tits Funny Einstein Quote Vinyl Sticker

Ass > Tits Funny Einstein Quote Vinyl Sticker

Regular price £3.99 GBP
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Top Info:

  • 11cm x 9.5cm
  • Gloss Laminated
  • Waterproof Vinyl – ideal for toolboxes, car windows, water bottles, or your mate’s van!
  • Weatherproof and scratch-resistant – suitable for indoor or outdoor use.

When scientific genius meets pub-level banter. This Ass > Tits vinyl sticker features a cartoon Albert Einstein alongside one of the most unexpected “quotes” he never said. It’s outrageous, absurd, and bound to get a laugh wherever you stick it.

Printed on high-quality, waterproof vinyl with a durable gloss laminate, this decal is made to last — just like Einstein’s real theories (but far less respectable). Ideal for toolboxes, project cars, laptops, or any surface that could use a jolt of lowbrow brilliance.

Perfect for:
• Drift builds and beaters with questionable mods
• Toolboxes, lunchboxes or laptop lids
• Science fans with a filthy sense of humour
• Anyone who enjoys historical misquotes and chaos

Shipping & Returns

This product is a custom order, therefore returns are NOT accepted.

Standard Delivery - Royal Mail 2nd Class- Free

Express Delivery - Royal Mail 1st Class - £1.50

Other Delivery methods are available at checkout.

Installation Information

Vinyl Stickers / Decals:

  • Do not apply in cold or hot temperatures this will affect the performance of the adhesive and vinyl.
  • Thoroughly clean the surface to remove all dirt, we recommend using soapy water, once clean completely dry the surface.
  • Prepare the sticker for application by firmly rubbing a squeegee across the sticker. This ensures the vinyl is stuck to the transfer tape and removes any air bubbles which may have occurred in postage.
  • Flip the decal so it is the wrong side up and peel the backing card away from the transfer tape.
  • Place the decal onto the surface and rub it in place firmly with a squeegee.
  • Slowly peel the backing paper off at a 45 degree angle.

Car Air Fresheners:

WARNING - AVOID CONTACT BETWEEN AIR FRESHENER AND ALL AUTO INTERIOR SURFACES. UPHOLSTERY, DASHBOARDS, ARM RESTS, AND OTHER PLASTIC OR PAINTED SURFACES CAN BE DAMAGED FROM ANY CONTACT WITH AIR FRESHENER.

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