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£3.99Don’t Steal My Tools – Vinyl Warning Sticker
Don’t Steal My Tools – Vinyl Warning Sticker
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Top Info:
- 12cm x 8.5cm
- Gloss Laminated
- Waterproof Vinyl – ideal for toolboxes, car windows, water bottles, or your mate’s van!
- Weatherproof and scratch-resistant – suitable for indoor or outdoor use.
This one’s for the grafters, tradies and van lads who are sick of looking over their shoulder. The Don’t Steal My Tools vinyl sticker says exactly what you’re thinking — loud, clear, and with just the right amount of bite.
Styled like a proper warning sign but with a cheeky twist, it’s perfect for the back of your van, tool chest, or site gear. Whether you’re on the job or parked up, this sticker makes it known: touch my tools, and we’ve got a problem.
A bit of banter, a bit of truth — proper van culture.
Perfect for:
- Builders, mechanics, sparkies and grafters
- Vans, toolboxes, site gear or garage doors
- Making a statement in traffic or at the yard
- Lads who’ve had tools nicked one too many times

Shipping & Returns
This product is a custom order, therefore returns are NOT accepted.
Standard Delivery - Royal Mail 2nd Class- Free
Express Delivery - Royal Mail 1st Class - £1.99
Other Delivery methods are available at checkout.
Install Tips
- Do not apply in cold or hot temperatures this will affect the performance of the adhesive and vinyl.
- Thoroughly clean the surface to remove all dirt, we recommend using soapy water, once clean completely dry the surface.
- Prepare the sticker for application by firmly rubbing a squeegee across the sticker. This ensures the vinyl is stuck to the transfer tape and removes any air bubbles which may have occurred in postage.
- Flip the decal so it is the wrong side up and peel the backing card away from the transfer tape.
- Place the decal onto the surface and rub it in place firmly with a squeegee.
- Slowly peel the backing paper off at a 45 degree angle.
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