Royal Fail Funny Vinyl Sticker – “Guaranteed Eventually”
Royal Fail Funny Vinyl Sticker – “Guaranteed Eventually”
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Top Info:
- 11cm x 8cm
- Gloss Laminated
- Waterproof Vinyl – ideal for toolboxes, car windows, water bottles, or your mate’s van!
- Weatherproof and scratch-resistant – suitable for indoor or outdoor use.
For when “next-day” delivery feels more like “next week,” the Royal Fail vinyl sticker sums it up perfectly. Featuring a cracked parcel and the legendary slogan “Guaranteed Eventually,” it’s the perfect bit of sarcasm for anyone who's ever waited a lifetime for a tracked delivery.
Printed on quality waterproof vinyl and finished with a high-gloss laminate, this one’s made to last – unlike your lost parcel.
Perfect for:
• Fed-up senders, receivers and eBay warriors
• Toolboxes, laptops, rear windscreens or local drop-off points
• Courier drivers with a sense of humour
• Anyone who’s ever tracked a parcel into oblivion
MIX, MATCH & SAVE
Get 4 for £12, 7 for £16 or 10 for £20 when you add multiple funny stickers to cart.
Shipping & Returns
This product is a custom order, therefore returns are NOT accepted.
Standard Delivery - Royal Mail 2nd Class- Free
Express Delivery - Royal Mail 1st Class - £1.99
Other Delivery methods are available at checkout.
Install Tips
- Do not apply in cold or hot temperatures this will affect the performance of the adhesive and vinyl.
- Thoroughly clean the surface to remove all dirt, we recommend using soapy water, once clean completely dry the surface.
- Prepare the sticker for application by firmly rubbing a squeegee across the sticker. This ensures the vinyl is stuck to the transfer tape and removes any air bubbles which may have occurred in postage.
- Flip the decal so it is the wrong side up and peel the backing card away from the transfer tape.
- Place the decal onto the surface and rub it in place firmly with a squeegee.
- Slowly peel the backing paper off at a 45 degree angle.
