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Warning: No Airbags – We Die Like Real Men

Warning: No Airbags – We Die Like Real Men

Regular price £3.99 GBP
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Top Info:

  • 12cm x 5.7cm
  • Gloss Laminated
  • Waterproof Vinyl – ideal for toolboxes, car windows, water bottles, or your mate’s van!
  • Weatherproof and scratch-resistant – suitable for indoor or outdoor use.

Make your stance on road safety crystal clear (and absolutely hilarious) with this “Warning: No Airbags – We Die Like Real Men” vinyl car sticker.

Styled like a hazard label with bold yellow, red, and black graphics, this sticker is ideal for anyone with a dark sense of humour and a love for the old-school, no-frills driving experience. It’s the perfect blend of savage, sarcastic, and stupidly funny.

Printed on premium waterproof vinyl, this decal is built for vans, cars, toolboxes, or anything else that needs a good laugh and a warning.

Perfect for:

  • Funny car stickers collectors in the UK
  • Drivers with a classic car, pre-airbags
  • Toolbox banter & garage gag gifts
  • Vans, muscle cars, drift builds & more
  • People who aren’t afraid to laugh at danger

Shipping & Returns

This product is a custom order, therefore returns are NOT accepted.

Standard Delivery - Royal Mail 2nd Class- Free

Express Delivery - Royal Mail 1st Class - £1.50

Other Delivery methods are available at checkout.

Installation Information

Vinyl Stickers / Decals:

  • Do not apply in cold or hot temperatures this will affect the performance of the adhesive and vinyl.
  • Thoroughly clean the surface to remove all dirt, we recommend using soapy water, once clean completely dry the surface.
  • Prepare the sticker for application by firmly rubbing a squeegee across the sticker. This ensures the vinyl is stuck to the transfer tape and removes any air bubbles which may have occurred in postage.
  • Flip the decal so it is the wrong side up and peel the backing card away from the transfer tape.
  • Place the decal onto the surface and rub it in place firmly with a squeegee.
  • Slowly peel the backing paper off at a 45 degree angle.

Car Air Fresheners:

WARNING - AVOID CONTACT BETWEEN AIR FRESHENER AND ALL AUTO INTERIOR SURFACES. UPHOLSTERY, DASHBOARDS, ARM RESTS, AND OTHER PLASTIC OR PAINTED SURFACES CAN BE DAMAGED FROM ANY CONTACT WITH AIR FRESHENER.

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